okay, storytime. At a group sleepover, there’s this girl, the most innocent thing you’ve ever met, k? She nods off on the couch early on in the night. As everyone’s getting ready to play cards, one of my friends lean back and hears her mumbling in her sleep.
My friend motions for everyone to be quiet. The girl snuggles her blanket, smiles, and in the sweetest voice, says, “Go on, Brandon. You can jump. It’s only 30 stories.”
One night my brother was snoring, so I walked to his bed and shook him awake to tell him to turn on his side. He opened his eyes, looked at me, and whispered “do you wanna play the turtles?” and I looked at him like “uhhh, what?” an he shook his head as if he couldn’t understand me, and fell right back to sleep